Dear New Computer –
I’d like to start out by saying, I will stop complaining about Windows 8.1. I’m still not a fan, but it isn’t the worst thing to happen to the world of computing. For example, spontaneous combustion is the worst.
However, I’d like to talk about a few other issues that seem to be prevalent.
Why don’t all my keys work all the time? I’m a terrible typist to begin with. If I have to remind myself every time I hit the space bar or “h” key to strike it a little hard than the others, one of two things is going to happen. 1. There are going to be lots of missing “h”‘s and spaces. 2. I will begin striking all the keys with incredible force until I have pounded the hell out of the keyboard and other keys will die a senseless, tragic death. Please let this problem be resolvable by usage.
Why do you keep reinstalling Skype? I have uninstalled this program three times. I do not Skype. I’m not the video chatting type. I’m not even the chatting type. I do not need this program. I certainly do not need this program to run in the background all the time. I would like for you to stop re-installing it. Also, stop reminding me to set up a Skype account, log in to my non-existent Skype account, or giving me messages telling me that I’m not logged in to Skype and therefore, cannot receive messages. It’s an issue of logic; I know that if I am not logged into Skype, I will not be able to receive requests to Skype. Reminding me only ensures that we are going to go through the install/reinstall process all over again.
Finally, what is wrong with the mouse? I have had three laptops and I am very comfortable using a swipe pad. However, your swipe pad seems to have some issues. For example, why did you highlight and delete three paragraphs tonight when I attempted to click the X button to close the program? I will have to plug in a wireless mouse if this nonsense continues.
Your Interested Owner,