This is why I don’t sleep anymore


I have weird dreams.  I’ve always had weird dreams, not a big deal… lately, they’ve gotten weirder.  Also, there’s a squirrel that uses the roof over my bed as a walkway and he’s noisy.  My three most recent dreams:

1.  The tree in my neighbor’s yard was dancing.  Mostly this was a violent, rhythmic swaying of the limbs.  When people came to see it, because there wasn’t any wind, the tree would suck them down into the ground and eat them.  Each time it ate a person, it grew about a foot. – For the record, the top of this tree broke in the storm on Monday night.

2.  A little old lady is in line in front of me at the store.  Her cart is filled cat food and only cat food.  The lady finally gets checked out, the cashier rings up my purchase and I walk outside.  Outside the woman is opening the cat food and dumping it into a car.  The owner of the car comes out the store, sees the woman and starts swearing.  The woman begins to laugh and runs away (she’s very spry for an old person).  – Oddly, this old woman is real, I saw her at the store yesterday, she bought 17 air freshener cone thingies.  In my mind, I made a joke about it not covering the scent of a decomposing corpse.

3. I am in my car, stuck in traffic on the highway.  I have no idea why the highway traffic isn’t moving, but it isn’t.  I am late for something, but I don’t know what.  I look at the car next to me and it is being driven by a rabbit.  This is not the weird part of the dream.  The weird part is that the I place a phone call to the highway patrol to report that the rabbit is cheating in the race by driving a car to his destination.

 

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  1. Maria D.

     /  July 11, 2014

    Lol….those are very interesting dreams …i especially like the rabbit one and the fact that the old lady is clearly someone you have seen at the store previously.

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