Autocorrect


I love autocorrect. Not only does it make me sound incompetent, it makes my friends sound incompetent, so I’m not alone in my miserably butchered English. Here are some autocorrect mistakes lately (some are mine… some are my friends… yeah, you know who you are).

10. I will be in Boobville this weekend. Really? Boobville, huh? I haven’t been there. What the hell have you been typing that autocorrect decided Boobville was the correction for Boonville?!?

9. We are having tick tocks for dinner. Great, but I don’t know how to fix tick tocks… I had planned tacos for dinner, will that work instead?

8. Your shoes in the shower. Ok, wtf is autocorrect smoking? The original sentence was “Show starts in an hour.”

7. Germs and any plays Argentina. Um, you’ll leave Argentina, but not Germany? Is Germany taboo now?

6. Duck and cover. Why?!? Original sentence “Coming over.”

5. Indeed to go buy it. Indeed…

4. Buy some legs. Do you have a particular species in mind?

3. Margaret later? Um, no?

2. Sip last little car chair. raises eyebrowDoes autocorrect drink heavily, because this seems like “drunk texting.”

1. Hate Edna is next look has a charter cat named Gustavo. More drunk texting? Wait, I wrote this.

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  1. Likestarfilledskies

     /  July 11, 2014

    This actually made me laugh! So funny!

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  2. Maria D.

     /  July 11, 2014

    Lol….very funny!

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