When I’m avoiding watching TV, but need background noise and music just isn’t doing it, I tend to watch shows about people doing incredibly stupid things.  Now, we all have moments when the logical part of our brain is overridden by some primeval urge to do something stupid.  However, I have learned that none of my moments compare to the dumbshit that makes it onto TV.

Here are some examples:

If you are holding a garter snake near your face, you probably shouldn’t stick your tongue out at it.

No matter how much money is involved, pouring spicy condiments into your eyes is a terrible idea (hot sauce, chili pepper juice, onion juice, etc).

The “Cinnamon Challenge” is another really bad idea and hazardous to your health… Just say no!

If the beer bottle doesn’t break the first time, but your head starts bleeding, it’s a problem.  If you continue to try, you should seek help.  If someone stands around filming you until you knock yourself out, you should not be friends with that person, they do not have your best interests in mind.

You do not want to be the first (or last person) to test a homemade zip-line.

If you are not properly trained or are drunk, jumping onto an alligator, no matter how small, will most likely end with you trying to pry said alligator off of a body part.

Dogs like playing with chew toys, they do not enjoy being chew toy.

When you get pulled over for a suspected DUI and fail the sobriety test, don’t run… Let’s face it, the cop is going to win that footrace.

Just some thoughts…

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  1. Maria D.

     /  April 24, 2014

    Lol….you gotta give it to some people…they are incredibly dumb and don’t seem to mind letting the world know it!



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