Words of Wisdom


I’ve learned a few things in the last couple of weeks.  Most of them were random and the knowledge is unlikely to enrich your life, but it might make you smile.

1.  It is nearly impossible to put on or take off a pull over hoodie while wearing hairsticks.  (Same for T-Shirts)

2.  Now matter how passionate you are about something, sometimes you just have to know when to stop.

3.  When entering into a conversation, make sure you understand what you are getting yourself into.

4.  Some people don’t talk enough.

5.  Some people talk too much.

6.  No matter how strict and healthy your diet is, sometimes you have to bend a rule and indulge yourself in something yummy and bad for you.

7.  If you hate your job, tell the important people in your life about it, don’t take it out on them.

8.  Money will not buy happiness, but it will buy hitmen, which might help.

9.  If there are keys in the ignition of a car, it is probably a bait car… This leads to the possibility of ending up on TV and if you are really unfortunate, World’s Dumbest.  However, it will not give you the big break into acting or singing that you are hoping for.

10.  The FDA should issue a daily allowance on Strange and you should make sure to get your full dose, every day.

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  1. Lol…Love # 8….there are days when you just feel the need…..lol

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